my sister just said the reason that the winchesters have such sucky lives is because spilling salt equals bad luck
Plus they smashed a shit ton of mirrors tryin to kill Bloody Mary in the first season
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
no, it’s okay guys, it’s okay because Kevin is now a WInchester and you ain’t a real Winchester until you’ve died and come back to life so it’s okay he’s going to come back
"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDNT SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain