what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.
There is a special place in hell reserved for people in airports who sit next to outlets but don’t need to charge anything.
i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady
We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
I have to remind myself of this constantly.
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
When you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…